take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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