ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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