You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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