so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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