why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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