butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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