we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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