She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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