these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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