pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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