You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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