you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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