Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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