school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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