Me too!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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