Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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