I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
