found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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