I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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