You really coming over, don't trick.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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