The maid of honor just puked.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
