Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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