I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Randomize
