I feel like I'm in dance class right now
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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