Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My feet surprised me
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