Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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