I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize