it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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