why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My bed smells like the plague
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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