so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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