he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
