I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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