What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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