you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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