He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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