her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Let's get the cat blown out
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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