erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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