your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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