i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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