shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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