No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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