thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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