He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
send nudes
from the living room?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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