Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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