smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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