I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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