lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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