sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
