Got a toothbrush?
actually, I'm a sock model
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"