He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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