I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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