we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
