she was so not down for the gang bang
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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