you turned your livingroom into a bong?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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