i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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