wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Is her dick bigger than yours?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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