i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just want to make out with him forever
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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