i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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