she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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