I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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